Best New funny Quotes 2020 40+ Most funny Quotes to Make you Smile 2

Best New funny Quotes 2020 40+ Most funny Quotes to Make you Smile

Best New funny Quotes

“I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

“I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope

“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport.” – Douglas Adams

“The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.” – Henry David Thoreau

“You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.” –Lewis Black

“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.” –Emile Genest

Funny Quotes

“I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.” – Hilaire Belloc

“Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?”

“Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz

“When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.” – Clifton Fadiman

“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker

“Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.” – Jim Gaffigan

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore

Humorous Quotes

“I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then!”

“Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.” – Dave Barry

“If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” – James Michener

“Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb

“I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe.” – Jon Ronson

“A good friend visits you in jail. The best friends sit next to you and say that was fun“

“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Unknown

“He didn’t really like travel, of course. He liked the idea of travel, and the memory of travel, but not travel itself.” – Julian Barnes

“Los Angeles is where you go when you want to be somebody. New York is where you go when you are somebody. Miami is where you go when you want to be somebody else.” – Billy Corben

“It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.” – Woody Allen

“The journey, not the arrival, matters.” – T. S. Eliot

“You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense, and whiskey.” – Bill Murray

“Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.”–Susan Sontag

“Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

“If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

“There is nothing safer than flying – it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan

“The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” – Rudyard Kipling

“Las Vegas is sort of how God would do it if he had money.” – Steve Wynn

“Switzerland is only bearable covered with snow,” Aunt Augusta said, “like some people are only bearable under a sheet.” – Graham Greene

“Modern traveling is not traveling at all; it is merely being sent to a place and very little different from becoming a parcel.” – John Ruskin

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho

“I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.” –Guy Clark

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“In America, there are two classes of travel— first class, and with children.” –Robert Benchley

Best Humorous Quotes

“Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.” – Al Bolisk

“I have found out that there ain’t a no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them”. –Mark Twain

“Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” – Mercedes Lackey

“A good holiday is one that is spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.” – J.B. Priestley

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal!” – Jarod Kintz

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